beaver nappers!!

hahaha most random night ever.
honestly.

hung out with melanie and ronda. went to taco bell so mel could get a taco (i refused however to take her to mcdonalds to get an ice cream cone. haha)
then somehow ended up downtown. i meant to go to mcguffys but i missed the turn or something. anyhow drove around downtown for a bit.

while we were downtown.... we met froujeo.

he is only the coolest little 14 year old around. even if he does have tattered little pants and no shirt. i still dont know where he got the idea that suspenders with no shirt is a good idea. im working on getting him to wear a vest but i dont know how well thats going to go over. we will see.

then we ended up on a beaver hunt. now i know what you are thinking and you can just get your head out of the gutter right this second.

beavercreeks 25th anniversary as a city is this year. in honor of that they have 25 carved beavers all over the city, each painted in a different way.
well on the news last night they talked about how one of them had been stolen. now we are talking a 250+ pound wooden beaver here. who the hell steals one of those?? and the better question is, what the hell would you do with it??

so anyways, we were just driving around being goofy and we pass the fountain on kemp where one of the beavers are. or should i say were.
yes folks thats right, there was another beaver napping. only this time they wanted the damn thing so bad that they either used a boat or SWAM across a lake to get the damn thing. thats what i call persistence.

we called the police to report the missing beaver (btw best phone call ever. "yes officer, id like to report a missing beaver")and then ended up spending the rest of the night driving around doing a beaver count to make sure that the rest of them were safely where they belong.
this is how you know your town has nothing exciting going on... when we passed by the fountain on the way home they had sent THREE patrol cars out there to investigate. i mean honestly... we got four when we were robbed but that was in the ghetto of cincinnati. **shakes head**

damn beaver nappers.
dont make me send froujeo after you.
hes a biter!


Update: i still have the phone sex operator voice. im not sure whats causing it but i think it needs to go away IMMEDIATELY!!